Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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