I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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