Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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