if i died would you start the facebook group?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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