The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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