Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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