I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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