One girl and one boy is just not enough.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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