She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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