But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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