Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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