We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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