there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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