make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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