he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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