And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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