I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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