There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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