So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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