Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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