I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
