Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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