We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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