come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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