nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
is wine microwaveable?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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