try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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