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would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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