Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I didn't shave. On purpose
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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