Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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