she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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