Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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