CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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