**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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