I can text with my tongue
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
