When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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