my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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