fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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