At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I got inside last night via doggy door
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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