I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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