its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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