god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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