I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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