Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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