she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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