she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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