i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
