What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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