He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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