C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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