I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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